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Beavers match reports 2008

The Gathering of the Stuffed Beavers

Barty receives his official Stuffed Beavers shirt from Mr. Richard Ford, club drummer
The much-anticipated return of the Stuffed Beavers cricket club to the Chiang Mai has finally come to pass.  Friday saw the arrival of Adam, Barty, Dicky and Nige and a swift convening in the SBCC Clubhouse, better known as Tuskers where we were quickly joined by our old friends the Sa Pa's.  A few beers later it was on to the Sugar Shack and plenty more familiar faces - in particular it was good to see Terry, Max and Sid from the Malakas. Bizarre sight of the evening was witnessing an elephant wandering into a pub but it is difficult to criticise such behaviour.  Impressively, Jonesy immediately lived up to her pre-tournament reputation and pushed on through to 10.30 on Saturday morning, with Adam playing the role of wing-man.  An encouraging start....

Saturday was inevitably a quiet day with the meet-up arranged for the Ceremony of the Shirts in the Clubhouse at 5.  It kept us amused...  Colin and Butchie landed shortly after, and were delivered to the D2 from where the team headed off to the opening reception.  Plenty more familiar faces and during the course of the evening first Phil and then Matt made their grand entrances.  It goes without saying that the evening ended up at the Sugar Shack, although it wasn't a late one with two games looming on Sunday.

Day 1 - Stuffed Beavers vs Ios Malakas

Millers sends the ball sky high!
And so to the Gymkhana Club. The draw for the team and the batting order was a protracted affair but we finally settled on batting order of Phil, Matt, Nige, Adam Chas & Dicky. Max and Dominic, the Malakas new captain, wandered over for the toss, which the Beavers called correctly - a quick tactical discussion ensued and the Malakas were invited to bat first. The absence of Marty was a shame but his replacement Simon is from similar cricketing stock, and he fairly effortlessly made his way to 30 and retired into Matt's over which saw a new type of delivery involving the ball being lofted into the troposphere.. The next ball saw another piece of SBCC history: the new batsman drove his first ball straight back at Millers who snaffled an outstanding caught and bowled. Viking in the commentary box got a little carried away and announced a hat-trick ball, the prospect of which proved a little too exciting as the next delivery drifted down leg-side for a wide. A tidy last over from Phil saw the innings close on 63-1, a score that we suspect was pretty satisfactory to both sides.
Phil hits the winning six!
Phil and Matt strode to the crease, bats swirling in an undeniable statement of intent. The success of Phil's batting in 2007 meant that there was much expectation of fireworks from "The Beast". A few lusty fours didn't disappoint although the trademark maximums were proving harder to achieve. Millers kept the scoreboard ticking over and with the help of everyone's favourite player, Jonny Extras, the club recorded its first 50 partnership. The final over arrived with the SBCC requiring 13 to win. Millers played around a straight one first ball, which brought Nige to the crease armed with a much-bandaged Excalibur. A couple of fours and a single put Phil back on strike and he needed no second invitation, dropping to one knee and sweeping the most immaculate six over the scoreboard. Victory for the Beavers with a ball to spare, and a triumph over the reigning Spoon champions.

Skipper Nige celebrates the opening victory - Malaka style
It goes without saying that we enjoyed a post-match beer with the Malakas, including the skippers' shotgun (Beavers coming a distant second....) before settling down to await our second match of the day against Blythswood CC. Strong winds were a feature of the afternoon, blowing down the sighstscreens and preventing the later matches being filmed, so this blog may represent the only record of what was to follow.

Day 1 Game 2 - Stuffed Beavers v Blythswood

A fine shot but poor calling led to a dick on Barty's debut
The day's cricket was drifting behind schedule so it was in fading light that Phil and Adam marched to the crease to open the batting, following a second successful toss. Phil was quickly off the mark to get Adam and Excalibur on strike - Adam's first ball in Sixes cricket was clipped elegantly off his legs and sped to the boundary, and we were on our way. The second over, however, was nothing if not eventful. Phil got the faintest of edges and had no hesitation in walking in an impressive display of sportsmanship. Enter Barty for his debut appearance and he played his first delivery firmly in to the off-side. As he was to point out afterwards, his pre-match briefing had been incomplete with no mention of running so he was a little surprised to find Adam standing alongside him, politely suggesting he might want to pop down the other end. Sadly he wasn't able to beat the throw and a visit from Jenny the duck-lady is due.
Dickie follows in an impressive Beavers collapse

Cometh the hour, cometh the Dickster, albeit after a frantic spot of padding-up.  For a specialist stone-waller, his statement of intent was undeniably impressive as he gave his first ball the charge.  One can only speculate on what might have been had he connected, but it was not to be and a smart piece of glove-work saw him on his way.  Suddenly the Beavers were on the ropes at 18-3 after two overs.

 

Some serious smiting from Nige saved the day
The following over was undoubtedly the game-defining moment as Blythswood suffered an attack of the yips with a mixed bag off wides and no-balls that set the scoreboard moving again. Adam was eventually surprised by a straight one which left us 4 down with two overs still to come. Enter Nige armed with the mighty Excalibur. A straight six and some further stunning swinging from the skipper saw the runs clock up and with some tactical calling from Millers Excalibur was farmed much of the strike. The last ball of the final over disappeared over mid-wicket and the SBCC came in at 93-4, far and away their highest score, probably in any form of the game.... As it turned out this earned us a bonus point as well - unexpected but very welcome.
Happy Beavers in an unfamiliar position at the top of the table after the first day.

As the light continued to fade we took to the field with the luxury of a big total to defend.  The old Beavers curse of the wides was still very much in evidence with Barty and the Dickster taking a few deliveries to find their range, but credit to both of them for getting their last one on the spot.  Phil came on to bowl the last over and combined with Millers to produce the highlight of the innings: an outstanding leg-side caught behind for which Matt is to be both congratulated and fined heavily.  Blythswood closed on 68-1 and the Beavers found themselves ending day 1 atop the Spoon table with 7 points - more than we recorded in the whole tournament last year!

An evening of BBQ and karaoke ended in the Sugar Shack, and a slightly smug team were able to look forward to a rest day and Tuesday's match against the Bangkok Postels.  Watch this space!

Day 2 - Rest (Drinking Day)

Colin takes a well earned rest!

Day 3 - Stuffed Beavers vs Bangkok Postels

Young Brooker flies in from Hong Kong and shows some stylish shot making
Flushed with our double-header success on Sunday, the SBCC were able to take things easy on the Monday as the fixture list had decreed that this was to be a rest day.  The squad branched out in various directions, with the Dickster, Colin and Butchie being the most intrepid as they disappeared into the jungle in search of elephants.  Adam was no doubt still feeling the effect of Jonesey's late night drinking influence from the previous morning so took the opportunity to catch up on some sleep, while Barty headed into town in search of fine art.  Millers hosted a morning of inactivity poolside at his hotel, while Nige and Chas headed to the airport to welcome the latest addition to the squad as Young Brooker continued his countdown from Hong Kong Sevens to Chiang Mai Sixes, with High Fives and Plus Fours expected shortly.
One in, one out as Matty plays his final game before leaving to sort out the global economy meltdown
Monday night was quiz night at Tuskers and marked the lowest point of the week so far as the SBCCQT finally surrendered its unbeaten record which dated back to 1995. From there it was a short hop to Foxy Lady on the slightly spurious pretext of checkig out Tuesday's opposition on the big screen.  As it turned out it became the first occasion when the Oklahoma call was required, as Jonesey found herself being woman-handled onto the stage....  Enough said!
Beggers playing a low drive!
Tuesday's game was an early start - 9.50 against Cyrus, Aaron et al of the Bangkok Postels.  Most of the concerns coming in to the game seemed to be of a digestive nature, and the movement of some of the team could be described as uncomfortable at best.  Following the draw and a token gesture of horse-trading the batting line up was settled as follows: Millers, Poohie, Chas, Adam, Nige, & Colin.  Cyrus won the toss for the Postels and invited SBCC to bat first.  The psychological warfare started immediately as Young Brooker put on him best Brian Close look and accompanied Millers to the crease.  A trade-mark blow from Excalibur got Brooker on his way and Millers contributed some aggressively-run singles to accompany an avalanche of wides to get the scoreboard moving.  Eventually, Poohie was undone by a looping full toss and let forth a blood-curdling, albeit admirably restrained, cry of "Oh No" as his stumps were shattered.  Enter Chas for his first innings of the tournament and he was quickly at his nurdling, nudging bes at least when he was abkle to stay on his feet.  The UWC partnership held firm and saw the Beavers return to the pavilion to prepare their defence of a score of 66-1.
Sharp fielding kept the run count down
Preparation for the defence again mostly revolved around bowel movements and there was some concern as Colin went AWOL just minutes before he was due to send down the first over. Happily he was able to mark out his run with a lighter load and his SBCC debut got underway. Words cannot really do justice to the pressure that a debut performance brings, as one realises the enormity of the honour that is being bestowed on one's accession to the ranks of the SBCC honours board. Trying to bowl a tight line and length with tears of happiness and pride pouring down one's ruddy cheeks is no simple feat, and no doubt accounts for the handful of wides that ensued. No matter - the big Bermudan looked pressure in the eye and faced it down, and it was game on. Nige bowled the second over and kept the wides down to one more, then it was on to the metronomic accuracy of Adam, Chas and Brooker.
Drink with our old friend Cyrus the Vyrus, skipper of the Postels
A couple of incidents in the field as first Adam and Colin ended up in a heap at Long Off showing admirable commitment in the chase, and then Nige, showing rather less commitment, forewent the full length dive and chose to jump over the boundary fence where he promptly turned his ankle on a bag of cement.  That said, and notwithstanding the fact that the SBCC were unable to claim a single wicket, the Postels were restricted to 56-0 meaning the Beavers ended round 1 with a 100% record and found themselves sitting proudly atop both the Group 1 table and the combined standings.
 
There was a flurry of fines to catch up on the events of the first few days, following which we had to say a sad farewell to Millers who had to return to Sydney.  Played 3, won 3 while he was on the team - will he turn out to be the talisman?
 

Jenny the duck lady catches up with the Beavers batsmen
A brief diversion in the afternoon as Dicky and Nige took to the commentary box for a succession of plugs for Tuskers and the launch of the Bakewell Tart competition - no entries by close of play but we'll see what turns up over the next few days.
 
Next up are the Wombats at 4.25 (local time) on Wednesday - with a late start to come there was a more relaxed air in Tuskers, although the skipper was somewhat subdued with his ankle strapped up, despite some outstanding care from the firemen on the team.  Highlight of the evening (unleast until your correspondent retired) was the arrival of Leanne, aka Madge, aka Doris to join the ranks of the supporters - looks like she will be a lively addition to the team.
 
That's it for now.  The pig-picking follows Wednesday's game and there is a plan to head for Riverside thereafter.  If last year is an appropriate guide, it could get messy.....

Pig Picking

The entire Beavers line up at play!

Flush with their success on the field, topping the table after three undefeated games and the prospect of a Chedi day on our day off the Stuffed beavers put in a stunning performance at the Pig Picking. The lethagy that followed feasting on piles of pork was washed away by a liter and a half of vodka downed in a fines session. Despite other teams leavign the field the Beavers partied on and created an SBCC version of that favourite camp tune YMCA.

Life is good.

Day 4 - Stuffed Beavers vs Wombats

The Stuffed Beavers team to face the Wombats
Day 4 at the sixes and normal service is resumed. Early concern centred on the skipper's right ankle which had responded well to both medication and strapping such that he declared himself ready to undergo a fitness test. The team congregated at the ground from various points around Chiang Mai for the initial task of piecing together the previous evening's stories. Chas and Nige had retired early for medical reasons and the Dickster allegedly called time at about 2am. It was left to the debutant Madge/Doris to lead the rest astray in a marathon tour taking in Jackie's van and Spicy, and the highlight was undoubtedly Brooker's Oklahoma incident at the night club. Ask him about it when you see him....
Colin takes the keepers gloves
Today's opponents were the undisputed elder statesmen of the tournament, the Wombats, who included plenty of faces we had met last year.  Chas and Nige wandered round to their tent for the now anticipated coinless toss, and sure enough were informed that the Beavers were fielding.  The names went into the hat and after the usual horse-trading the batting order was finalised as: Adam, Brooker, Colin, Dicky, Nige & Chas.  Big credit to Barty for volunteering to stand down for Nige once the latter's ankle was deemed good to go.
Dickie was positively balletic in the field
We were once again indebted to the Sa Pa's for coming to our tent to cheer us on, and it is only a shame we couldn't do them justice.  Chas opened the bowling with a disciplined line and length but we found the Wombat's Terry in fine form and he and the gloriously nick-named Woolly got off to a strong start.  Nige took the second over and it was 2007 all over again as the first two deliveries conceded 4 wides each.  Dickster was also a victim of Terry's fine batting and we were relieved to see the back of him as he retired with an enormous six over the scoreboard. Poohie and Adam once again delivered a disciplined line but the board kept ticking, and the SBCC were left with a mountain to climb as the Wombats posted a very impressive 87 without loss.  With Millers returned to Sydney there was nobody left to take the wickets....
Brookers stylish shot making couldn't save the Beavers from a Wombat mauling
So it was over to the B team of Brooker and Barnett to lead the run chase and despite some committed running the boundaries proved hard to find and the run rate became increasingly elusive.  There was time for Colin to play his debut innings but the target was never seriously under threat and the innings closed at 42-1.  The Wombats joined us at our tent for the traditional post-match drinks before everyone went on their way to prepare for the pig-picking food-fest.  Lord Chief Justice Barnett took to the chair and presided over two court sessions which jollied us along and we were amongst the last to leave, heading for the Reggae Soi in an outstanding 3-way Tuk-Tuk race which was won at the line by Jonesy and Colin.  Undoubtedly they had a significant advantage on having only two passngers, and one of them the lightest on the team, but it went to the wire amidst much hilarity.  A couple of hours of music was followed by a brief and decidedly unimpressive visit to Jackie's van and from here onto the Sugar Shack - all the usual haunts.
Madge looks forward to a day off
Thursday is a rest day for the Spoon so everything is nicely set up for a tight deciding round on Friday.  The Beavers go into the final day sharing the lead with both the Ios Malakas and the Gymkhana Cavaliers on 10 points, with dear old Dunners and his Steakies one point back. Plenty of permutations and the use of run-rate may come into the equation.  We take the field with the Maythais at 1.10 on Friday (7.10 BST) - watch this space (or even better, watch the live video feed on the Chiang Mai sixes website....

Day Five - Chedi Day

Sportsman need to relax in the most calming of environments

We love Dickie!!

Day 6 - Stuffed Beavers vs Maythais

The Beavers play the mighty Chef and the Maythais
Thursday was another day off for the Beavers and was declared the ever-popular Chedi day, with the team and supporters shamelessly abusing Mr Ford's room bill.  That said there can be few better environments in which to plan and prepare for the crucial matches to come that would decide who would contest the final of the Spoon competition - against all odds the SBCC were very much in the mix, sharing the lead with the Malakas and the Gymkhana Cavaliers, all on 10 points, with Dunners and his Steakies just one point back.  With the Beavers drawn to play the Maythais who were yet to earn a point, confidence was pretty high.
Nige searches for the ball
After the success of Chedi day, it was felt there would be no harm in going for a spot of dinner and a couple of gentle drinks at Riverside with our Vietnamese friends the Sa Pas.... Nine hours and much banter later it was a particularly foggy-headed SBCC team that stumbled homewards, however the inaugural Sa Pa-Beaver dinner was an unqualified success.

We awoke on Friday to see that the Malakas had fallen victim to a combination of an 8.30 start and a legendary "Brenda the Blender" session the previous day, being outplayed by the Wombats such that both teams ended the week on 10 points. Encouragingly it was the SBCC opponents the Maythais who had co-hosted the Brenda session so expectations were high of a muted performance in the field by Chef and co....
Victory for Blythswood over the Cavaliers and for the Steakies over the Postels left the former two on 10 points also, with the Steakies on 12.  As the commentator announced as the teams took the field: "the equation is a simple one - a win for the Beavers and they are in the final".  Maythais skipper Smash had offered negotiations rather than a coin toss and it was agreed that the Beavers would bat first.  Tellingly, not a single Beaver was seen in the nets prior to the game.... getting complacent, perhaps?
Dickie congratulates Cyrus on a fine caught behind
For the first time in the week, the team as drawn from the hat stayed that way with no trading of positions required. The Dickster and the Pooh-dog to open with Nige at three followed by Barty, Chas and Adam.  For the Maythais, Thommo had picked up an injury from the Brenda session and was unable to play so our old friend Cyrus the Vyrus from the Postels was drafted in to make up the team, to universal approval.  The openers got off to a strong start, with some aggressive running and some cleanly hit boundaries.  As the fourth over reached its final ball, Dickster eyed up the field placings and spotted an opportunity for the glance down to third man.  He put a strong nudge on the ball, only to turn and watch Cyrus behind the stumps leap to his right and pouch the ball one-handed in full flight - one of the best catches we have witnessed all week, and fully deserving of the congratulatory hug from the batsman before he returned to the tent.
A hard run four which should have been 5!
Enter Nige to join Poohie for the final over, with Brooker on strike to face Smash.  He had been seeing the ball well but a change of bats as the skipper commandeered Excalibur may be held responsible for his demise as he lofted a drive straight back to the bowler.  Barty arrived and immediately bagged a single to get Excalibur on strike only to watch as Smash beat the bat on successive occasions.  Nige finally managed to put one back over Smash's head without connecting fully, and the crowd were roaring as Chef began his chase around the boundary.  The SBCC tent urged the batsmen on and they made it home for an all-run four, spurning the chance to take on the throw for a fifth - how crucial might that prove to be?
Begley's jaffa
wenty minutes break and then it was back to the fray with the Beavers looking to defend their total of 66-2, a classic mid-range score that is both defendable and gettable. So it was to prove. Smash and Monster opened for the Maythais and got the board ticking along despite a tight opening over from Adam which kept the run-rate below the required level. Chas, who has been loosening up all week, again kept the scores tight and at the end of his over produced the Beavers' ball of the tournament to flatten all three of Monster's stumps. Barty and Nige had a few problems with the wides and it was down to Poohie to bowl the final over with the Maythais requiring 10 to win. With Smash retired on 30, it was Speed who came to the wicket to try and see the Maythais home, only to find himself outdone by a glorious delivery down the corridor of uncertainty which found the edge and was snaffled to his delight and, as he will freely admit, his surprise, by the Dickster behind the stumps.
Barty ties to keep the run rate down
Sixty-six for 2, scores level, 2 balls to come, and the new man in was the one and only Chef - 115 kilos of pure beard.  Nige was dozing in the outfield and is indebted to the Morto from the Sa Pas for suggesting that now might be a good time to bring the field in and crowd the bat...  Fifth ball; a tight line and length from Brooker and Chef was unable to get it away.  The fielders were quickly onto it and there was no run.  Last ball and another tight delivery from Brooker which flicked Chef's pad and went through to Dicky's feet.  Cue the Keystone Cops theme tune... Dickster shied at the stumps and missed by millimetres - the non-striker was home.  Chef meanwhile had started his quest to get to the other end and was on a collision course with Brooker who was steaming up the pitch to grab the ball, putting body and soul on the line if he was going to stay in the path of the big man.  Adam, Chas and Barty all set their sights on the ball which, following Dickster's throw, was rolling towards the bowler's end and looking good for out-pacing the Chef.  Nige was scambling to get to the bowler's end stumps, while the umpires were struggling to keep a straight face.  Thus came the twist in both the tale and the tail - in a scene reminiscent of Chariots of Fire, Chef was sprinting towards the line, eyes staring crazily, veins popping and mouth open in a blood-curdling scream of determination.
Supporter celebrate as a valiant loss see the Beavers reach the final
Suddenly, the ball clipped the back of Chef's foot, wrong-footing the Beavers fielders and buying the Maythais those crucial seconds to complete the run and claim a memorable victory.  It took a minute or two for all the players to recover their breath and stop laughing, then it was handshakes and hugs all round - without a doubt the most memorable game the Beavers have been involved in, and a privilige to have been a part of.  Post-match beers took longer than usual as both sides revelled in the madness of the moment - a win-win situation as it meant that Maythais had broken their duck for the week, but the Beavers had claimed a crucial bonus point that left them second in the table and earned them a place in the Spoon final!
The Beavers salute the gazelle-like Chef for his heroic last ball single to win the match
A lovely touch from Smash after the game, who agreed a shirt-swap with Nige, so we will look forward to having a Maythais shirt framed and in pride of place in Tuskers.
 
The SBCC were still on a high after such a great game but all was not well away form the ground. Dickster was still struggling to find an Elvis for his house-warming party two weeks hence, and it was looking increasingly likely that the open-mic session at Tuskers would have to be cancelled due to a lack of musicians.
Fantuzzi and Dickie Ford entertain
But this was Beaver Friday - a perfect storm of perfectly-aligned circumstances. The call came in from London that not one but two Elvi had been procured, and we found ourself with not only Aussie John on bass to accompany Dicky's drumming, but four guitars, saxophone and bongoes. An opening set by Jade and Ning, two local guitarists who play regularly around the CM circuit came to a close as the rain started to fall on the kit, but not before they had produced some stirring numbers including a rousing U2 cover. Big thanks to Jonesy for getting the boys along at short notice. There was some frantic re-arrangement of furniture to move the Amps, PA and drums onto the new deck under the elegant new canopy - an investment that has paid dividends in spades. Part two was fronted by a Brazilian called Fantuzzi who got the whole bar jumping.
Sa Pa CC present Tuskers with the coveted Vietnam red baggy
Dickster was on fire behind the drums, and the dancefloor was packed with Beavers, Sa Pas, Mighty Spires, Taranaki Taverners and Armadilloes. A rousing chorus of Happy Birthday to Spliffy of the Spires brought the set to its rousing finale and the evening was universally agreed to be an unqualified success. The Morto called the bar to order and presented Chas with a Sa Pas "Red Baggy" - another sixes memento to be proudly displayedin Tuskers.

A couple of final drinks in a much more subdued Sugar Shack and Beaver Friday drew to a close. Thoughts now turn to the uncharted waters that is a CM Sixes final. If all goes to plan Phil the Beast is completing his 4am shift at the time of writing, and will make it to the Gymkhana Club in good time to take the field of play.

As ever, watch this space......

Finals Day Beavers vs Butthead

Committment is all on finals day - Brooker shows no concern for life or limb in the pursuit of glory
After the high of a stunningly successful music night on Friday came the sheer enormity of Saturday's task: the Stuffed Beavers appearing in their first ever sixes final. Tactics and strategy were discussed at length throughout the morning and across the city of Chiang Mai until the team gathered at the Gymkhana Club shortly after midday. We were hoping to cheer our neighbours the Mighty Spires into the Cup final but they found the Surrey Vagrants that little bit too strong for them and it was not be.

The Ladies cup final was a resounding success for the Thai Angels and a tangible return on the investments in juniors cricket, to considrable acclaim around the ground.
Even Bucket's magic skill couldn't get the Beavers match fit!
From a medical perspective things were not looking so good for the SBCC as the afternoon progressed.  Nige went off to get his right ankle strapped up again following the twist earlier in the week, while Dicky, Chas and Brooker settled down in the massage tent for treatment on, respectively, left calf, right foot and right shoulder.  On the plus side, word came in from the fields that Phil had completed his shift (started early at 4am to enable him to make the final) and was on his way to Chiang Mai.  Word back from the massage tent was that Chas's foot had progressed from uncomfortable to agonising, while the trouble in Poohie's shoulder was decreed to be due to problems with the tendons, and on no account should he play cricket.  The Dickster seemd in better shape after his massage, and took himself off to the nets, whereupon Nige sent down a woeful slow beamer which Dicky top-edged straight into his top lip.  Another Beaver in the medical tent....
Fordy not at his most mobile
The toss went to the Steakies who elected to bat, so it was a return to the nets for the SBCC to prepare.  By now Phil was with us, which was an undoubted fillip for the team, and he looked in sparkling form with the willow.  Without wishing to suggest that the magnitude of the occasion was having an impact, Phil decided he was going to try and send down a delivery at full pace, only to pull up a couple of paces into his run-up.  Not ideal with the match now looming, although it at least provided a symmetry of sorts, as Adam's ongoing problems with his back meant that we were fielding an entire team qualifying as properly crocked.
Some good scoring from the Steakies left the Beavers a mountain to climb
The match got underway with the Beavers lined up as follows: Phil, Nige, Brooker, Adam, Dickster & Chas.  Adam took the first over and gave it his all as he has done all week, although some commited running by the Steakies kept the board ticking over and we suffered a further setback as Phil's first chase in the outfield caused his other leg to seize up - it is suggested that eight hours of planting corn is not the ideal preparation for cricket.....  Chas bowled second and was accurate as ever, but the continued persistent running of the Steakies openers in considerable heat kept them in a strong position as the SBCC struggled to find a wicket-taking breakthrough.  Brooker bowled through the discomfort of his shoulder and Nige at least managed to keep his wides count down.  The now virtually motionless Phil was at least able to bowl straight with no run-up, and it was with a sense of relief at getting through without any further casualties that the SBCC returned to their tent to prepare to chase down the Steakies score of 76-0.
Despite being hampered by a double quad injury the Beast still managed to put bat to ball
here are no paired matches on finals day so Phil and Nige were quickly on their way to the crease, accompanied by Adam who was to run for Phil.  The first ball did not augur well for the big Kiwi as an attempted pull shot elicited a cry of pain as his groaing muscles refused to cooperate.  Despite this he continued to play his shots and with Adam haring up the pitch for him the runs slowly accumulated. It was boundaries that were required however, as the Steakies maintained a disciplined line which kept the extras count down, and Nige in particular was having difficulty timing the ball off the middle of the bat.
Gurney's unusual sweep shot - unlikely to make it to the batting manuals!
he fourth over began with the SBCC behind the run-rate, a situation not improved as Nige ended up flat on his face trying to play a sweep shot.  Next ball his humiliation was ended as he lofted a hoik into the hands of Long On, and it was over to Brooker to take up the mantle.  A further set-back for the Beavers as Phil came forward and mis-timed his swing, and found himself stumped as his lack of mobility counted against him.  Adam took over for what was now a target of Herculean proportions and the game ebbed away from SBCC.  It was left to Brooker to sign off the innings in majestic style with an enormous six over backward square, but the Beavers came up 15 runs short and the trophy was gone.
Everyone's a winner when the Beavers play. A big, big thank you to our magnificent supporters
Heads were held hight however, and we are sincerely grateful to the many supporters who had gathered at the Beavers tent to offer cheers and encouragement, and who gave us a rousing reception as we came off the field.  A rousing chorus of "Beaver Las Vegas" lifted everyone's spirits immediately, and there was undoubted enthusiasm for the beers that were to follow.  The trophies for all the day'ds finals were presented in front of the scorers' box, where we met San Miguel's head of marketing, Earnest, who happily posed for photos with the team and generously kitted us out with caps and jackets.  A word of thanks to Smash also, who presented Nige with his Maythais cap.
Rumours abound that San Miguel have signed a big sponsorship deal with the Stuffed Beavers for next year. After all we do drink a lot of beer
To the Chedi for champagne and showers, and more presentations as the SBCC banner was saved for posterity. Next stop the Empress hotel for dinner and official presentations, amidst some consternation that no Beavers featured in the player of the day awards.  Further thanks however to the many teams we had met during the week who gave us a rousing reception as we went up to receive our runners-up awards.  The euphoria of the week began to take its toll during the speeches however and we became a man down as big Phil the Beast had to retire to his hotel.  The dash to get to Tuskers proved a little premature as the team departed without its beer kitty, but happily this was retrieved so no damage done.  The Sa Pas joined us in Tuskers where we took pleasure in presenting them with their own team banner, as a further recognition of their support and friendship - we are already looking forward to many more beers and laughs with these boys come next year's tournament.
Roll on 2009!
Inevitably the evening had to end at the Sugar Shack as this was the place where we were most likely to be able to say our farewells to so many of the other teams.  Despite one Oklahoma crisis, deftly dealt with by Barty, it was a happy if totally shattered band of Beavers who drifted into the night, beaten but unbowed, trophyless but triumphant.
 
With the benefit of some hindsight, it was a week that went way beyond expectations once again.  Thanks beyond measure are due to Chas and Rachel for making this happen for the Beavers and of course to the players and supporters who made the trip to Chiang Mai.  On the field, it is clear that a season of grade cricket (or at least living where they play it) has done wonders for Millers' game, as the team were undefeated while he was with us.  Looks like negotiations will have to open early to get him over for the week next year.
 
Over and out for now - Caster Repletis Felis Est!